Chris Brown Realises His Career Is Toast

By Holly Won't

Realizing that his nonapology apology made him look like even more of a prick, Chris Brown has retained the services of a crisis-management public relations firm. Although it’s a little unclear which one.

Some reports say it’s Alan Nierob of Rogers & Cowan, who handled Mel Gibson’s PR debacle when he was revealed to be a raging anti-Semite.

But Radar says it’s Sitrick & Company, whose client list includes such notable has-beens as Rush Limbaugh (for the Oxycontin scandal) and Paris Hilton (for her DUI).

Tough call there. Given the choice between the two, I’d personally pick Sitrick & Company because few people think “hit and run” when they contemplate Halle Berry, so they’ve proven to be at least somewhat competent at making problems go away.

But still, what’s the one thing that all these clients have in common? Guilt. (And money, I guess.)

For those of you keeping score at home, so far that means Chris Brown has supposedly sought help from: 1.) his parents; 2.) his pastor; 3.) the hip-hop community; and 4.) a team of spin doctors. Observant  commenters, tell me what is missing from this list…

Source: The Deceiver.Com